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The Rude Snowman

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The rights and obligations of the parties with respect to these Conditions of Sale and the conduct of the auction and any matters related to any of the foregoing shall be governed by and interpreted in accordance with the Law of England and Wales. To resell the Lot on such terms by auction or otherwise entirely at CA Ltd’s discretion. The Buyer will be liable for all costs including legal fees incurred in the sale and will remain liable for any shortfall arising upon sale. Appendix I species, are also subject to issuance of a prior import permit from the country in which the goods are to be imported. Such permits are necessary before applying for export permits and it is the Buyer’s duty to initiate the proceedings with the relevant authority. Q: What do snowmen do when the weather’s too hot for scarves and hats? A: They change into puddles.

Corporate clients will have to provide a certificate of incorporation prior to the auction, along with the representative’s ID in accordance with the abovementioned requirements for proof of identity. I hope these rude Christmas jokes are useful to share with friends and other people in your communities this holiday season. All electrical items are sold as seen and CA Ltd offers no guarantee as to the working condition of such items or their safety. Current scholarship in the field of Chinese Paintings and Calligraphy does not permit unqualified statements as to the authorship or date of execution. The limited right of rescission contained in the present terms and conditions does not apply to Chinese paintings.Where licences are required for importing or exporting outside of the European Union, it is the Buyer’s duty to obtain them. No Symbol: The standard rate of VAT is charged on the premium under the Auctioneers Margin Scheme in accordance with Art. 333 of 2006/112/EC. Standard UK VAT will be charged on the buyers’ premium and invoiced on an inclusive basis. Q: What kind of cake does the Ice Queen like to eat on her birthday? A: The flavor doesn’t matter as long as it has lots of frosting. For Artspace Auctions winning bidders are charged a 15% Buyer's Premium on top of the hammer price.

Dave Barker shared: “Is just my dirty mind but the @AldiUK Kevin the carrot advert seems a little adult....when he flies down the zip wire he looks like a c**k and balls and landing in the snowman looking like the snowmans c**k…am I right?” (sic) Normal VAT rules apply and the standard rate of VAT will be charged on both hammer price and premium. The Buyer is responsible for paying VAT on any Lot, above hammer price and Buyer’s premium. The rate applicable shall be the legal rate at the date of the sale. Any representation in any catalogue or otherwise as to the origin, date, age, attribution, genuineness or estimated selling price of any lot is a statement of opinion only. Such statements do not constitute a representation warranty or assumption of liability by CA Ltd in relation to the Lot. Any prospective Buyer should satisfy themselves prior to the sale as to the reliability of the catalogue description. Q: Did you hear about the politicians whose best speeches were outdoors in the winter? A: He could really turn a freeze.

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My Town Tutorsis a great resource for parents & teachers. Find qualified tutors in your area today! CA Ltd may at its entire discretion, during or after the auction, cancel the sale of the Lot or reoffer and resell the Lot if it becomes aware of any error or dispute of any nature, whether or not title has passed to the Buyer, and up to a period of 6 months after the said sale. For the purposes of the present Terms and Conditions, the ‘Fill Level’ refers to the space between the base of the cork and the liquid in the bottle. Fill levels may vary with age or depending on the condition of the wine or spirit. picture became clear. Also Eddie sent me the funny snowman picture below. Cause of Death - Snowman Will Melt for Water

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