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A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, “Depends what’s in it for me.” I have a long shaft. I always penetrate with the tip first and I always come with a quiver. What am I? For those mates with a twisted sense of humour, our offensive gifts are for you. Shop our middle finger sculptures, offensive office stationary and even personalised rude underwear!

Remember to never answer a phone during sex, even if you hilariously answer with, ‘I can’t talk now, I’m going into a tunnel. The medical community calls it “fellatio,” but the rest of us have our own phrases for performing oral sex on a man. The below is a comprehensive list of slang alternatives to “blowjob.” Some of these phrases are politically incorrect and other are completely ridiculous. Regardless, they exist in the collective lexicon. Here they are! There isn’t much of a difference between blondes and brunettes when it comes to who enjoys more fun. The larger the boobs, the prettier they are.”

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, “Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!” The woman says, “Me too, you’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!” As we’re talking, a passing hiker notices one of Greyer’s photographs on the table between us. He comes over to inspect it (Lady Gardens, Herefordshire) and introduces himself. Turns out this hiker has a similar eye for placenames. He and Greyer briskly compare notes, as if they are butterfly hunters or birdwatchers meeting in the field. Greyer asks: “Have you ever been over to Scarborough, and those cliffs called Randy Bell End?” An old woman walked into a dentist’s office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, “I think you have the wrong room.” “You put in my husband’s teeth last week,” she replied. “Now you have to remove them.” pol.i.ti.cian/noun/: the act of shaking someone’s hand prior to an election, followed by the action of raising the public’s confidence thereafter” All men have it. Some have theirs longer than others sometimes depending on where they come from. The Pope and most Catholic bishops rarely use theirs. Men usually give it to their wives once they are married. What am I?

If you are in search of dirty riddle jokes to ask your friends, then keep the ball rolling because this hub has got a bunch of dirty jokes to entertain your pals. Have a look! Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Donald Trump has a small one. And Seal doesn’t have one at all. What am I?If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can’t have a headache and sex at the same time? We’ve got a bunch of rude gifts for her and him in our collection, for any occasion. Actually maybe not any occasion, we don’t think these will go down too well at 80 th birthdays, funerals or graduations. But if you’re looking for funny rude gifts then you’ve come to the right place. How about a metre long penis pillow, which is so soft and makes the perfect companion for all the singletons out there or for when your partner’s away. We’ve also got stress balls in all sorts of shapes and sizes, rude mugs, jelly sweets and more. Offensive Gifts

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